At The Sawmill

Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.
One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and is severed by the big
bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it
and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital
and asks after Mick. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab
exercising". Paddy couldn't believe it, but here's Mick out the back
exercising his now re-attached arm. The very next day he's back at
work in the sawmill. A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and
severs his leg on another bloody big saw. So Paddy puts the limb in a
plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to the hospital.
Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is.
The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising".
And sure enough, here's Mick out there doing some serious work on the
treadmill. And very soon Mick comes back to work.
But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident; this
time he severs his head. Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag
and transports it and Mick to the hospital. Next day he goes in and
asks the nurse how Mick's doing. The nurse breaks down and cries.
"He's dead," she says. Paddy is shocked, but not all that surprised.
"I suppose the saw finally did him in." "No", says the nurse, "Some
dopey ******* put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."