On May 25, 12:03*pm, projectile vomit chick
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> On May 24, 7:24*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
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> > At The Sawmill
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> > Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.
> > One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and is severed by the big
> > bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it
> > and Mick to the local hospital. *Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital
> > and asks after Mick. *The nurse says, *"Oh he's out in Rehab
> > exercising". *Paddy couldn't believe it, but here's Mick out the back
> > exercising his now re-attached arm. *The very next day he's back at
> > work in the sawmill. A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and
> > severs his leg on another bloody big saw. *So Paddy puts the limb in a
> > plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to the hospital.
> > Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is.
> > The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising".
> > And sure enough, here's Mick out there doing some serious work on the
> > treadmill. *And very soon Mick comes back to work.
> > But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident; this
> > time he severs his head. *Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag
> > and transports it and Mick to the hospital. *Next day he goes in and
> > asks the nurse how Mick's doing. *The nurse breaks down and cries.
> > "He's dead," she says. *Paddy is shocked, but not all that surprised.
> > "I suppose the saw finally did him in." *"No", says the nurse, "Some
> > dopey ******* put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."
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> LOL

You finally got it?