On Jun 2, 12:05*pm, "Felice" > wrote:
> "Bryan" > wrote in message
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> > On Jun 1, 12:07 am, "Giusi" > wrote:
> >> "Melba's Jammin'" > ha scritto nel
> >> messaggio
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> >> Snipped the gross parts...
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> >> > And in about five minutes, I'm going to load Himself into the car
> >> > and go out for a DQ. Nurse Ratched is getting weary.
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> >> This is unworthy of you. YOu were going alomng great and then you
> >> miss Nurse Ratched is wretched.
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> > What better dessert to follow her pig slop than DQ soft serve?
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> > --Bryan
>
> Oh, good grief, Bryan! Is Barb a pig, too? How can you bear to hang
> out on rfc with the rest of us porkers?

These analogies aren't perfect, but they are illustrative. Getting on
the NG and posting about this great new dish one has concocted is like
a guy saying that he went out and met this amazing gal, and they
stayed up all night making love. Posting about a new, creative recipe
that just didn't turn out well is like that guy saying that he met
this gal, and talked to her all evening, and he really thought there
was a spark there, but then he finds out that she's happily married.
A lady from the Upper Midwest posting about making a hot dish with
leftovers and condensed "cream of" soup is like the guy saying that
instead of going out, he just stayed home and masturbated.

His autoerotic evening might even have been somewhat pleasurable, but
is it really the sort of thing one has any business calling attention
to?
>
> Felice

--Bryan