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In article >, "Felice" >
wrote:

> "Bryan" wrote:
>
> > On Jun 2, 12:05 pm, "Felice" > wrote:

>
> >> Oh, good grief, Bryan! Is Barb a pig, too? How can you bear to hang
> >> out on rfc with the rest of us porkers?

>
> > These analogies aren't perfect, but they are illustrative. Getting
> > on
> > the NG and posting about this great new dish one has concocted is
> > like
> > a guy saying that he went out and met this amazing gal, and they
> > stayed up all night making love. Posting about a new, creative
> > recipe
> > that just didn't turn out well is like that guy saying that he met
> > this gal, and talked to her all evening, and he really thought there
> > was a spark there, but then he finds out that she's happily married.
> > A lady from the Upper Midwest posting about making a hot dish with
> > leftovers and condensed "cream of" soup is like the guy saying that
> > instead of going out, he just stayed home and masturbated.
> >
> > His autoerotic evening might even have been somewhat pleasurable,
> > but
> > is it really the sort of thing one has any business calling
> > attention
> > to?
> >
> > --Bryan

>
> I have no answer this time, Bryan, because your comparing a
> cream-of-soup hot dish to masturbation leaves me speechless.
>
> Felice


But if you squint a little you *might* seem some similarities. . . . .

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