On Jun 3, 9:10*am, "Felice" > wrote:
> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
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> > In article >, "Felice"
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> >> "Bryan" wrote:
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> >> > On Jun 2, 12:05 pm, "Felice" > wrote:
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> >> >> Oh, good grief, Bryan! Is Barb a pig, too? How can you bear to
> >> >> hang out on rfc with the rest of us porkers?
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> >> > These analogies aren't perfect, but they are illustrative.
> >> > Getting
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> >> > the NG and posting about this great new dish one has concocted is
> >> > like
> >> > a guy saying that he went out and met this amazing gal, and they
> >> > stayed up all night making love. *Posting about a new, creative
> >> > recipe
> >> > that just didn't turn out well is like that guy saying that he
> >> > met
> >> > this gal, and talked to her all evening, and he really thought
> >> > there was a spark there, but then he finds out that she's happily
> >> > married. A lady from the Upper Midwest posting about making a hot
> >> > dish with leftovers and condensed "cream of" soup is like the guy
> >> > saying that instead of going out, he just stayed home and
> >> > masturbated.
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> >> > His autoerotic evening might even have been somewhat pleasurable,
> >> > but
> >> > is it really the sort of thing one has any business calling
> >> > attention
> >> > to?
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> >> > --Bryan
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> >> I have no answer this time, Bryan, because your comparing a
> >> cream-of-soup hot dish to masturbation leaves me speechless.
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> >> Felice
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> > But if you squint a little you *might* seem some similarities. . . .
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> > Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
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> Oh, Barb, I wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot -- er -- pole.

Um, I thought that "causes blindness" thing was a myth.
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> Fleece

--Bryan