On Aug 29, 12:12*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:

> the vomit chick hasn't gotten laid in quite some time...hence the
> attitude.


I haven't been laid in a long time either, maybe we would make a
great couple. The difference between Vomit and Me is that my sexual
dry spell was entirely by design, not because I can't get laid. It's
available all the time, but I am older and less inclined to even give
a shit about such matters. And on those rare occasions when I get the
urge, I prefer to satisfy them by using porm as opposed to getting
involved with an actual human being. There is a desire for that to
happen from time to time, but I know in the long run it's just not
worth it. I enjoy Vomit's snarly attitude, but sometimes she is too
cliquish, responding only to those with whom she's corresponded in the
past, too scared and unsure of herself to try anything new - just like
me - which is another reason why I think we ought to get together.
But I want nothing to do with her or any women unless they meet my
standards, which are very high in the shallow department. From my
women I demand good looks and high intelligence at the same time, a
very rare combination. Even then a good sense of humor is required.
This makes it even less likely. I want my women to be very good
looking and highly intelligent, but not so intelligent to challenge
me, just intelligent enough to see my intelligence and comment on it
in an adoring and praising manner.

The Nephew of God,
TJ