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Default How can we prove there is a God


"Tommy Joe" > wrote in message
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On Aug 28, 2:49 pm, projectile vomit chick
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> hi,Excuse me, suck a fart out of my asshole you ****ing ay-rab
> ****wad.



Hey bitch, I happen to be half arab myself, doesn't mean we're all
religious fanatics. We've got our fair share of them in this country
as well. But, as to the question, "How can we prove there is a God?",
I have the answer.

The way we can prove there is a God is to gang up on him and beat
him to death and then drag his godly corpse through the streets for
all to see. It won't be easy, it'll take a mighty effort. But if we
all get together we can take him down as one. We can drag him through
the streets or hang him from a pole. Or we could encase him in bullet-
proof glass and put him in a museum, allowing everyone to see him at
no charge - then slowly after many years, so slowly that no one
notices, we can begin to charge admission and never have to work
another day in our lives.

We can do it my brothers,
TJ

I had a dream I was talking to God when he suddenly sneezed, I didn't know
what to say to him.