On Sat, 17 Sep 2011 13:17:11 -0700 (PDT), Chemo the Clown wrote:

> On Sep 17, 1:13*pm, Jerry Avins > wrote:
>> On Sep 17, 3:58*pm, Helpful person > wrote:
>>
>> * ...
>>
>>> For the really hard stuff you can always put them in a plastic bag and
>>> hit them with the bottom of a small saucepan.
>>
>> Put some poppy seeds on an oak board and hit them with a hammer.
>> Mostly, you will end up with whole seeds embedded in the wood. They
>> will perforate a plastic bag.
>>
>> Jerry
>> --
>> Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can
>> get.
>
> Put them on an anvil.

I *almost* made you the inaugural member of my killfile for that, then I
realized it was quite funny.

TFM®