On Sun, 25 Sep 2011 19:12:00 -0700, Dan Abel wrote:

> In article m>,
> "Bob Terwilliger" > wrote:
>
>> Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz blathered ignorantly:
>>
>>> Nowadays, through the magic of modern chemistry, artificial maple flavor
>>> can't be distinguished from natural maple flavor
>>
>> Just more made-up bullshit from the village idiot.
>
> I don't know, Bob. When you have as serious a case of TIAD as he does,
> maybe he really can't tell the difference. Just look at all the stuff
> he's posted over the years. No sense buying sausage at the butcher shop
> for more than a dollar a pound, Hillshire Farms is just as good! Vienna
> sausage from a can? Spam?

....and a spam reuben is better than a corned beef reuben.

your pal,
blake