On Oct 14, 1:36*pm, projectile vomit chick
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> On Oct 14, 1:13*pm, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds" <atlas-
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> > By Linda's Busy Kitchen
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> > Linda's Busy Kitchen's Note:
> > This fun recipe for a Kitty Litter Box is great for Halloween parties, and will
> > have everyone talking and tasting for sure, including the kids! Tastes GREAT and
> > is sure to be a crowd pleaser at your next Spooky Party! Cooking time does not
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> > Servings:
> > 30
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> > Units: US | Metric
> > * *€ *2 (18 ounce) caramel flavored cake mix (Duncan Hines Moist Deluxe)
> > * *€ *6 eggs (or as called for by your cake mixes)
> > * *€ *2/3 cup oil (or as called for by your cake mixes)
> > * *€ *2 2/3 cups water (or as called for by your cake mixes)
> > * *€ *1 (16 ounce) package vanilla cream-filled sandwich style cookies
> > * *€ *1 (6 ounce) box chocolate pudding mix
> > * *€ *12 -16 small Tootsie Rolls
> > * *€ *1 new kitty litter box
> > * *€ *1 plastic Pooper Scooper
> > * *€ *green food coloring
> > Directions:
> > * *1. Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions on box, using 2 9x13"
> > pans. Let cool completely.
> > * *2. Prepare pudding mix according to package directions. Once cooked, cover
> > bowl with saran wrap, and chill in refrigerator, until ready to assemble cake.
> > * *3. Place Vanilla sandwich cookies in a heavy duty Zip-lock plastic bag, and
> > roll with a rolling pin until cookies are crumbled.
> > * *4. Set aside 1/4 cup of the cookie crumbs. Add a few drops green food
> > coloring to the 1/4 cup crumbs, and mix with a fork.
> > * *5. * Remove the cakes from their pans, and crumble into a lg. bowl.
> > * *6 . Toss cake with 1/2 the remaining vanilla cookie crumbs, and the chilled
> > pudding. You probably won't need all of the pudding.
> > * *7. Mix gently with the cake crumbs until evenly moist.
> > * *8. Put mixture into a NEW litter box that has been lined with plastic wrap.
> > * *9. * Unwrap the tootsie rolls. Place 3 of them in a microwavable dish, and
> > heat on LOW until soft and pliable, checking every 30 secs. Taper the ends of
> > the tootsie rolls, rolling them between your palms and curving slightly, to make
> > them look like pieces of poop.
> > * *10. * Repeat with remaining tootsie rolls, heating them 3 at a time. Bury
> > some of them and you can place a few on top too. Sprinkle some of the ones on
> > top with cookie crumbs.
> > * *11. * Sprinkle the other 1/2 of cookie crumbs over top of the cake.
> > * *12. * Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top (this resembles
> > the colored granules in some brands of kitty litter).
> > * *13. * Dip the scoop in the box, and your ready to scoop and eat!
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> > Read mohttp://www.food.com.www.****ingwhitetrashfood.com
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> This is gross and very stupid, and I can see why white trash keep
> posting this dumbass recipe every October. *In short, **** off.

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