On Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:00:16 -0500, Honey Badger
> wrote:

> jmcquown wrote:
> >
> > "Dave Smith" > wrote in message
> > . com...
> >> On 19/11/2011 9:55 AM, jmcquown wrote:
> >> s, the croque-monsieur with turkey. Except it's not quite that.
> >>> The Monte Cristo is a rare item on menus, to be sure. I haven't seen it
> >>> on a menu in about 20 years. The distinction between croque-monsieur is
> >>> it's ham and turkey with swiss cheese, battered and deep fried. Then
> >>> sprinkled lightly with powdered sugar and served with strawberry jam.
> >>> (It should probably only be eaten once every twenty years.) These
> >>> people
> >>> have managed to *******ize it into a ham sandwich with harvarti served
> >>> on toasted brioche. Sorry, people, that is *not* a Monte Cristo!
> >>
> >>
> >> In that case, you could wash it down with a chocolate martini,
> >> because that is not a martini. ;-)
> >
> > ROFL! At least my annual dining minimum includes booze
> >
> I've heard that's important to you.
>
Bull shit. At least she's human - unlike you.


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