My well meaning sister
On Dec 7, 5:34*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> On Dec 7, 3:22*pm, Bryan > wrote:
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> > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while Betsy
> > recovers. *My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced beforehand
> > that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles. *When she
> > arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash instead of
> > the noodles. *Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the noodles and
> > not put in goddamned SQUASH. *I told her that I wouldn't eat such a
> > thing. *It's OK anyway, since I had already had a big lunch, 3 duck
> > wings and some of my wife's cashew chicken. *The cashew chicken had
> > cornstarch in it, so by my rules I had to go to the gym and do one set
> > of at least 10 reps on all 18 machines, with enough weight that it
> > hurt. *I figure if I eat too much carb, I burn it off right away
> > before my body gets a chance to know it's there. *Kinda like feeding a
> > stray dog, in that I don't want my body to start expecting excess
> > glucose. *I still have 3 more duck wings left.
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> > --Bryan
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> Be happy you have a sister....
I am. I have two sisters, and she's the one I like, in spite of the
fact that she
is a Republican. I have two brothers too. I seldom see either of
them. I don't
dislike them, but we have little in common. The oldest one is very
funny, and
when I do see him--because I am friends with his daughter--we have
some laughs,
but I dislike his wife. The middle brother (I am the youngest
sibling) has become
a fundie Christian, and is just weird. I really should invite the two
brothers to
hang out sometime because it might be interesting.
--Bryan
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