My well meaning sister
On 12/7/2011 1:22 PM, Bryan wrote:
> People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while Betsy
> recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced beforehand
> that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles. When she
> arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash instead of
> the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the noodles and
> not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I wouldn't eat such a
> thing. It's OK anyway, since I had already had a big lunch, 3 duck
> wings and some of my wife's cashew chicken. The cashew chicken had
> cornstarch in it, so by my rules I had to go to the gym and do one set
> of at least 10 reps on all 18 machines, with enough weight that it
> hurt. I figure if I eat too much carb, I burn it off right away
> before my body gets a chance to know it's there. Kinda like feeding a
> stray dog, in that I don't want my body to start expecting excess
> glucose. I still have 3 more duck wings left.
>
> --Bryan
That bitch!!!
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