>> On 12/7/2011 1:22 PM, Bryan wrote:
>> > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while
>> > Betsy recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced
>> > beforehand that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles.
>> > When she arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti
>> > squash
>> > instead of the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the
>> > noodles and not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I
>> > wouldn't eat such a thing. <snip>

OK, Bryan, repeat after me:

"Gee, thanks, Sis. That looks great. I'm not very hungry now so I
think I'll save it for later when I have a better appetite."

Now stand in front of a mirror and keep saying that until you can do
it with a straight face.

Felice