"Felice" wrote:
>>> Bryan wrote:
>>> > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while
>>> > Betsy recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced
>>> > beforehand that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles.
>>> > When she arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti
>>> > squash
>>> > instead of the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the
>>> > noodles and not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I
>>> > wouldn't eat such a thing. <snip>
>
>OK, Bryan, repeat after me:
>
>"Gee, thanks, Sis. That looks great. I'm not very hungry now so I
>think I'll save it for later when I have a better appetite."
>
>Now stand in front of a mirror and keep saying that until you can do
>it with a straight face.

Bwrrryan faking straight... now that's funny.