"Felice" > wrote in message
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>>> On 12/7/2011 1:22 PM, Bryan wrote:
>>> > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while
>>> > Betsy recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced
>>> > beforehand that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles.
>>> > When she arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash
>>> > instead of the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the
>>> > noodles and not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I
>>> > wouldn't eat such a thing. <snip>
>
> OK, Bryan, repeat after me:
>
> "Gee, thanks, Sis. That looks great. I'm not very hungry now so I think
> I'll save it for later when I have a better appetite."
>
> Now stand in front of a mirror and keep saying that until you can do it
> with a straight face.

Oh come on. Why lie? Especially with family! That will only make her
think he likes squash.