On Dec 7, 6:11*pm, dsi1 > wrote:
> On 12/7/2011 3:38 PM, Felice wrote:
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> >>> On 12/7/2011 1:22 PM, Bryan wrote:
> >>>> People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while
> >>>> Betsy recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced
> >>>> beforehand that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles.
> >>>> When she arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti
> >>>> squash
> >>>> instead of the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the
> >>>> noodles and not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I
> >>>> wouldn't eat such a thing.<snip>
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> > OK, Bryan, repeat after me:
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> > "Gee, thanks, Sis. That looks great. I'm not very hungry now so I
> > think I'll save it for later when I have a better appetite."
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> > Now stand in front of a mirror and keep saying that until you can do
> > it with a straight face.
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> Poor Bryan - never learned how to lie straight-faced eye to eye. A lady
> gave me a picture of a kid lying down with a lion and a lamb. The lion
> and the kid have huge watery eyes that look straight at you. The lamb
> has regular eyes for some reason. Maybe because it's on the side of it's
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> I told her thanks and that I'd have to find a place to hang it up and
> she left happy but frankly, that thing gives me the heebie-jeebies. I'm
> still thinking about where to hang it but you know that lying is just a
> great skill to have!

Garage, basement, attic, all are good places. Explain it inspires you
as you (1) change the oil, (2) fold the laundry, (3) get down the
Christmas stuff.