"Bryan" > wrote in message
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On Dec 7, 6:50 pm, dsi1 > wrote:
> On 12/7/2011 1:22 PM, Bryan wrote:
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> > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while Betsy
> > recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced beforehand
> > that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles. When she
> > arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash instead of
> > the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the noodles and
> > not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I wouldn't eat such a
> > thing. It's OK anyway, since I had already had a big lunch, 3 duck
> > wings and some of my wife's cashew chicken. The cashew chicken had
> > cornstarch in it, so by my rules I had to go to the gym and do one set
> > of at least 10 reps on all 18 machines, with enough weight that it
> > hurt. I figure if I eat too much carb, I burn it off right away
> > before my body gets a chance to know it's there. Kinda like feeding a
> > stray dog, in that I don't want my body to start expecting excess
> > glucose. I still have 3 more duck wings left.
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> > --Bryan
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> That bitch!!!

No. More like, "Think, Susan. You know I don't eat squash." I
wasn't hostile to
her, partly because she has had a bad memory since she was a
teenager. We
love each other so much that I get along with her in spite of her
fascist leanings.


You like being a jerk.

Paul