On Dec 7, 6:22Â*pm, spamtrap1888 > wrote:
> On Dec 7, 6:11Â*pm, dsi1 > wrote:
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> > On 12/7/2011 3:38 PM, Felice wrote:
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> > >>> On 12/7/2011 1:22 PM, Bryan wrote:
> > >>>> People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while
> > >>>> Betsy recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced
> > >>>> beforehand that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles.
> > >>>> When she arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti
> > >>>> squash
> > >>>> instead of the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the
> > >>>> noodles and not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I
> > >>>> wouldn't eat such a thing.<snip>
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> > > OK, Bryan, repeat after me:
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> > > "Gee, thanks, Sis. That looks great. I'm not very hungry now so I
> > > think I'll save it for later when I have a better appetite."
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> > > Now stand in front of a mirror and keep saying that until you can do
> > > it with a straight face.
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> > Poor Bryan - never learned how to lie straight-faced eye to eye. A lady
> > gave me a picture of a kid lying down with a lion and a lamb. The lion
> > and the kid have huge watery eyes that look straight at you. The lamb
> > has regular eyes for some reason. Maybe because it's on the side of it's
> > head.
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> > I told her thanks and that I'd have to find a place to hang it up and
> > she left happy but frankly, that thing gives me the heebie-jeebies. I'm
> > still thinking about where to hang it but you know that lying is just a
> > great skill to have!
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> Garage, basement, attic, all are good places. Explain it inspires you
> as you (1) change the oil, (2) fold the laundry, (3) get down the
> Christmas stuff.

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