My well meaning sister
On Dec 7, 7:21*pm, Bryan > wrote:
> On Dec 7, 5:34*pm, > wrote:
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> > On Dec 7, 3:22*pm, Bryan > wrote:
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> > > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while Betsy
> > > recovers. *My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced beforehand> > that she was making a separateonefor me w/o noodles. *When she> > arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash insteadof> >thenoodles. *WhytheF--k hadn't she just left outthenoodles and
> > > not put in goddamned SQUASH. *I told her that I wouldn't eat such a
> > > thing. *It's OK anyway, since I had already had a big lunch, 3 duck> > wings and someofmy wife's cashew chicken.*Thecashew chicken had> > cornstarch in it, so by my rules I had to go tothegym and dooneset> >ofat least 10 reps on all 18 machines, with enough weight that it> > hurt. *I figure if I eat too much carb, I burn itoff right away> > before my body gets a chance to know it'sthere. *Kinda like feeding a
> > > stray dog, in that I don't want my body to start expecting excess
> > > glucose. *I still have 3 more duck wings left.
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> > > --Bryan
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> > Be happy you have a sister....
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> I am. *I have two sisters, and she'stheoneI like, in spiteofthe
> fact that sheis a Republican. *I have two brothers too. *I seldom see eitherofthem. *I don'tdislikethem, but we have little in common.*Theoldestoneis very
> funny, and
> when I do see him--because I am friends with his daughter--we have
> some laughs,but I dislike his wife.*Themiddle brother (I amtheyoungest
> sibling) has becomea fundie Christian, and is just weird. *I really should invitethetwobrothers to
> hang out sometime because it might be interesting.
>
> --Bryan
note how the state has made you think lesser of your sister because
she's GOP. divide and conquer.
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