On Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:29:01 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> wrote:

>On Dec 13, 8:54*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>> On Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:21:21 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
>>
>> > wrote:
>> >On Dec 13, 5:16*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>> >> sf > wrote:
>>
>> >> >> I've been told people can hear this bell from five miles away:
>> >> >>http://i42.tinypic.com/20ge3co.jpg
>>
>> >> >I have one of those. *It's an old ship's bell... you can hear it for
>> >> >acres, not miles.
>>
>> >> No, it's a farm bell, and it can be heard for miles... acres are not
>> >> measures of distance, you uneducated doofus.http://www.prindlestation.com/farm.html
>>
>> >No Mr. Failed Power Lab, an acre is a measure of area! 2 linear
>> >dimensions, one being distance.
>>
>> You're as dumb as sf, even dumber... an acre can any shape, even round
>
>But an acre always has two dimensions, as a unit of area it must.

You obviously failed geometry... I'm sure you don't have a HS diploma,
not even a GED... I won't waste my time explaining, you're too dumb.