On 12/16/2011 12:28 PM, Dan Abel wrote:
> In >,
> > wrote:
>
>> On 12/16/2011 10:09 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>> I just had a strip for dessert from lunch! YUM!!!!
>>>
>>> :-)
>>>
>>> John Kuthe...
>>
>> My suggestion is that you place some bacon between some maple syrup
>> soaked pancake pieces and then enrobe that in chocolate. That would be
>> tasty. I'd buy that for a dollar. Irradiating this will greatly increase
>> it's shelf life. Do you have a source of high-energy nuclear particles?
>> :-)
>
> Cosmic rays are free.
>
> Watch out that the neighborhood dog doesn't steal them, though.
>
> :-)
>

Our main problem is that pesky ionosphere making life difficult and
requiring us to refrigerate our foods. We should take a hint from nature
and keep foods in a big box that blasts foods with high intensity
x-rays. This could save us a lot over the cost of running a
refrigerator. :-)