On Dec 17, 2:50*pm, projectile vomit chick
> wrote:
> On Dec 17, 1:07*pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
>
> > I caught part of her Christmas *trip to London show today. *It was
> > interesting enough to see some of the specialty foods available in the
> > city and to hear her rave about it. One of the things she went bananas
> > over was a bacon *sandwich. She was so impressed with it that she had to
> > try making one at home, and she was nice enough to show her audience how
> > to make it. Cook bacon in the oven, butter some toast, put the bacon on
> > the bottom, put the top on and cut the sandwich in two.
>
> > WTF?? It is supposed to be a cooking show, and she squanders her
> > supposed expertise to a toasted bacon sandwich as if there was some
> > culinary skill involved??
>
> lmao! *WTF indeed. *Personally I hate the ****in' fatassed bitch.

just how wide is your ass?