On Jan 16, 8:33*pm, ItsJoanNotJoann > wrote:
> On Jan 16, 8:18*pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:39:35 -0800 (PST), ItsJoanNotJoann wrote:
>
> > > On Jan 16, 7:58*am, packratatlarge > wrote:
>
> > >> Today I feel sluggish.
>
> > > Snails are notorious drunkards. *Show up in my yard and I'll bury an
> > > empty tuna can to where it's just level in the dirt and fill it with
> > > beer. *You'll not be able to resist and crawl in and drown.
>
> > I couldn't drowned in a tuna can full of beer. *But I'll try it with a
> > swimming pool.
>
> If you are the size of a slug you could drown in a tuna can of beer.
>
> Ever stepped on one of those slimey things while barefoot? *It takes
> Comet cleanser and one of those thin green scrubbing pads to get that
> stuff off your foot. *Scientists really should be looking at those
> sticky slime producers as a possible source of cheap glue. *

Ick- I have, and it's one of the grossest feelings ever. Have you ever
seen a Pacific NW slug?