jmcquown wrote:
> "Bryan" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Jan 22, 10:22 pm, "Julie Bove" > wrote:
>>> Because we were snowed in here for a week and I knew we were going
>>> to be, I
>>> bought two cans of refrigerated biscuits. This is not something I
>>> normally
>>> buy but I knew my bread wouldn't be good at the end of the week and
>>> apparently you can not buy a single loaf of frozen bread dough. I
>>> do not keep wheat flour in the house because of my daughter's
>>> allergy. So tonight after we finally got out and got some more
>>> groceries, I
>>> noticed
>>> some horrible oozing thing in the door of the fridge. It was the
>>> biscuits.
>>> My daughter said they had fallen on the floor and they had. I
>>> remembered it. And they looked intact at the time. But apparently
>>> it was enough to pop them open.
>>> And boy did they look bad! The can must have been busted like that
>>> for a while. They were all dried out with just a few moist oozing
>>> spots. Ick!
>>
>> Those things are shitty anyway. No one with any sense buys them in
>> the first place.
>>
>> --Bryan
>
>
> Forget the canned biscuits... this story is a silly as the Internet
> hoax about woman who thought she got shot in the back of the head
> because canned biscuits in her grocery bag exploded. Julie is a
> troll. She constantly contradicts herself. She doesn't keep wheat
> flour in the house because of her daughter's allergies, then she goes
> out to buy canned biscuits? What, biscuits aren't made from flour? Oh,
> and that frozen bread dough doesn't contain wheat flour? Sorry,
> it's a bogus story.

BS! Flour can and will fly around the kitchen. Something pre-formed will
not do that. Minimal amount of handling. Yes, they are made of flour but
*I* didn't have to make them. You are an idiot! And I never said anything
about frozen dough not containing wheat flour. But you actually can get
some. The brand is Chebe. I don't buy that.