On Mar 1, 10:25*am, Catfood Chef > wrote:
> How to boil an egg?
>
> I am trying again to boil an egg. I once tried to be waiter at IHOP
> but George Bush and the CIA kidnapped me in the Florida Keys *and
> stuck a microchip in my back. THey said I was crazy. I lost my job
> working for Nathan Finkelstein and moved to San Francisco. There I got
> a job in a kitchen and I showed the chef how good I was at scrubbing
> cast iron skillets with an SOS pad. He told me I couldn't boil an egg.
> So here I am again. The shell keeps sticking and am trying to figure
> out if I put in one half teaspoon baking soda to two teaspoons of
> salt. This is an attempt at propaganding the politics of separating
> the skin from the shell. I am using one week old eggs and have three
> racks of ice to zap the boiled eggs into quick freeze. Any one know
> the mathmatical equations to my microchip?

Forget it. I forgot to freeze the ice. Always something. Is there any
methods without the ice>