"Polly Esther" > wrote in message
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>> When I let it slip that I could milk a cow, some of my third-grade
>> classmates were surprised that milk didn't originate in the bottles.
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>> Jerry
> Our 3 year-old daughter spent the day with Aunt Mae. When we went to pick
> her up, she tattled, "Mama! Aunt Mae cooked dead naked chicken!"
> Polly

What was she expecting... chicken McNuggets? Do you cook?

Jill