On Sun, 15 Apr 2012 11:39:54 -0400, George M. Middius
> wrote:

>Sheldon posts Patented Crock o' Crap #2,593.
>
>> For those who enjoy potent cawffee my new Farberware percolator brews
>> the world's best cuppa.
>
>A complete crock, as usual. Thank you, Shelley.

A percolator flagrantly violates one of the cardinal rules of coffee:
Never boil coffee!

Now I know why all those ads back in the 1960's had housewives
fretting about not being able to make a good cup of coffee! ;-)

John Kuthe...