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Default Protecting Tomatos from Tornados
On Sun, 15 Apr 2012 20:55:59 -0500, wrote:

> If a tormado comes, how can I insure my tornados are protected from the
> tomatos? Do they sell protection devices like condoms for them?

Plant them in a ditch.

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