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Default Hey Bryan! Shouda just gone for the NG tube feeding!

On Apr 18, 12:43*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:29:41 -0700 (PDT), Bryan
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> >On Apr 18, 11:42 am, John Kuthe > wrote:
> >>http://www.ksdk.com/news/health/arti...g-Tube-diets-g....

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> >> "The body rapidly goes into profound ketosis. And when you're in
> >> ketosis the body starts to burn fat not muscle which is why you lose
> >> so much weight so quickly," Di Pietro said.

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> >I saw that several days ago. *Yesterday, I told the parish nurse about
> >it. *I told her that I thought I was pretty hardcore until I read
> >about those brides, and thought, "Man, I ain't shit. *Zero grams of
> >carbs, and through an NG tube." *The tube would be a deal-breaker for
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> >--Bryan

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> Yeah, a G-tube would be a lot more comfortable! I've cared for a
> number of patients with those.
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What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
take with a sip of water every however many minutes. If each capsule
had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
waking time.
576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. Add some
indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. Heck, let's throw
in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
thousand.

Someone should make those capsules. Way better than a feeding tube.
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--Bryan