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Default Hey Bryan! Shouda just gone for the NG tube feeding!

On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:10:26 -0700 (PDT), Bryan
> wrote:
....
>What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
>take with a sip of water every however many minutes. If each capsule
>had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
>isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
>waking time.
>576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. Add some
>indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
>you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. Heck, let's throw
>in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
>thousand.
>
>Someone should make those capsules. Way better than a feeding tube.


Another business opportunity knocking!! ;-)

Dr Bryan's Diet Capsules!

John Kuthe...