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Default Hey Bryan! Shouda just gone for the NG tube feeding!

On Apr 19, 8:16*pm, Bryan > wrote:
> On Apr 19, 6:20*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:
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> > On Apr 19, 6:45*pm, Gary > wrote:

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> > > Bryan wrote:

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> > > > What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> > > > take with a sip of water every however many minutes. *If each capsule
> > > > had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> > > > isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> > > > waking time.
> > > > 576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. *Add some
> > > > indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> > > > you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. *Heck, let's throw
> > > > in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> > > > thousand.

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> > > > Someone should make those capsules. *Way better than a feeding tube.

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> > > You and your buddy John need to chill, imo.

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> > > Now you're talking about eating nothing but gel caps for nutrition and maybe
> > > a couple of hits of vodka for fun each day? *Don't forget to add a surgical
> > > sponge in your stomach to absorb water so you will feel full.

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> You didn't read very carefully. *The Sugar Free Citrucel fulfills that
> role. *I think that such capsules could be an excellent way to shock
> the system into hardcore ketosis for a week or so.
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> > > I think you should both move back in together again. *Eventually you can
> > > start eating normal meals again...even the evil carbs...as long as they
> > > don't come from China!

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> John eats fairly normally. *I stay low carb. *Last Fall I got on the
> scale at my doctor's office, and it read 203.x. *This morning I got on
> the scale and it was 165.8. *Add 5 pounds or so for the extra clothes
> at the doctor's, and the fact that it wasn't first thing in the
> morning. *That's 32 pounds, and I've actually put on upper body muscle
> as well--though that might be offset by losing a little leg mass by
> not carrying around so much weight. *I don't live on supplements.
> Sure, I use MCT oil every two or three days, but for breakfast I had 5
> sausage patties and 3 large eggs, with two large iced coffees that
> included liberal additions of half&half. *For lunch I had a huge
> Chinese inspired veggie thing that I described in another thread. *For
> dinner I'll be having spinach from my own garden with melted Gouda
> cheese sauce, and some chicken breast I smoked a few days ago, and I
> even put the juice of a small grapefruit and the leftover pulp from
> squeezing my wife a huge glass of fresh OJ in with my water, vodka,
> lime juice and sucralose beverage. *That's not a conventional way of
> eating, but it is perfectly consistent with Atkins maintenance. *That
> reminds me, I have yet to take my multivitamin, 3 fish oils and 3 milk
> thistle caps.
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> > > shheez! *;O

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> > See, Bryan? You need to cut that loser out of your life. I assumed you
> > were strange because of your association with Johny. Now I'm not so
> > sure. If you ignored him, I think he might disappear. Nobody else even
> > tolerates him. And by the way, if you don't believe he wants to suck
> > your cock you're crazy. He's like a 13 year-old girl alternately
> > fighting with/fawning over you.

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> Dude. *He doesn't want to have sex with me or any other guy. *Why do
> you equate ****ed up personal dynamics with sexual orientation? *Oh,
> and The Loser and I don't interact in the real world anymore. *It's
> kind of funny all of the insulting nicknames folks here have given
> other folks.
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> Anyway, time to make the cheesy spinach.
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> --Bryan


I don't base my conjecture that he wants you on anything but his
behavior here. You obviously don't know very much about *** men if you
think marriage and children mean anything. He's hanging on your every
word. He wants the bone.