City of Wenatchee wrote:
> Dear Mr. Bugg.
>
> We have received your business check in the amount of 2405.99
> as payment for demolition/building permit #1099768 and City lot
> #76877-04. However...
>
> Due to the new enhanced Wenatchee Standardized Fuzzy Logic
> Standards Avt of July 7, 2004, we regret to inform you that the
> actual total of the above referenced permit is $2,406.02.
>
> Until you rectify the discrepancy, you must undo items # 1-6
> above, until we receive payment in full.
>
> Also, the Sierra Club and PETA have been granted a temporary
> injunction against your 1000-gallon grease-interceptor until such
> arrangements can be made to have such repositories certified by
> the State of Washington Board of Organic Waste, as well as the
> Save the Steven Seagull Coalitions (Inc.).
>
> We are sorry to inform you that until we can establish proper
> payment and necessary endorsements, we'll have to suspend your
> building permit.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> City of Whenatachee, Bless You, and Seagull Enterprises

This is ROTFLOL priceless... thanks for the giggle!!!
Dave