Ever think you ate a booger or something so nasty, sick waiter or cook put
in your food? I knew a guy who used to work in a Denny's. His girlfriend
was a waitress. If someone was an ass to her, she would tell him and he
would spit in the food. He would occasionally put boogers in the food. I
also remember when I was real young hearing about how some guys were
caught jacking off in the tartar sauce at Shoney's.

I never eat at restaurants. Too many things out of my control. I worked
with a gal who once found a bloody bandaid in her salad. She threw up.
Restaurants are nasty.