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On May 2, 6:50*am, George M. Middius > wrote:


> Just for that, Shelley is going to make a voodoo doll in your image
> and torment it.



I won't feel a thing. I've already been to a local vodoo
specialist who has given me the antidote for "Shelly"s curse. I had
to lie down in a vat of chicken livers and eat live spiders while
chanting "remove the curse" over and over until the specialist told me
it was ok to get out of the vat - and to eat one of the chicken livers
- and to not take a shower for one week - and that everything will be
alright and that no curse from anyone in the world of voodoo will be
able to penetrate the protective shield. $50, not bad if it works.
And I think it will.

TJ