On Fri, 09 Jul 2004 00:22:26 -0400, Junior >
puked:

>
>Ever think you ate a booger or something so nasty, sick waiter or cook put
>in your food? I knew a guy who used to work in a Denny's. His girlfriend
>was a waitress. If someone was an ass to her, she would tell him and he
>would spit in the food. He would occasionally put boogers in the food. I
>also remember when I was real young hearing about how some guys were
>caught jacking off in the tartar sauce at Shoney's.
>
>I never eat at restaurants. Too many things out of my control. I worked
>with a gal who once found a bloody bandaid in her salad. She threw up.
>Restaurants are nasty.

Years ago I heard someone call in to a talk station that worked at a
restaurant. He said Dan Marino came in and ordered a salad, so he
wiped his ass with the lettuce.

I don't know if it was true or not, but the thought of Dan Marino
eating lettuce with ass on it cracked me up...
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