>I try to avoid restaurants and if I have to go to one I'll
>never return anything of complain to the waiter. I don't want the cook wiping
>his ass with
>my hamburger.

Sounds like you'd better avoid anyone's cooking but possibly your own.
Obviously, a ****ed off spouse is more likely to blend snot or the produce of
the previous day's mousetrap in the chicken salad than some stranger in a
restaurant is.

Neil