Sqwertz wrote:
> On Tue, 15 May 2012 07:39:30 -0400, Jim Elbrecht wrote:
>
>> My first cooking experiment was *trying* to make cotton candy. . with
>> *Genuine* *sterilized* cotton. [anything sterilized can't hurt you,
>> right? -- and genuine=good]
>
> I guess my first cooking experiment was mixing up a batch of
> "marijuana" to sell to the dim-witted kid down the street. Mom came
> home while we were mixing up all her leafy spices and I had to do a
> quick, half-assed cleanup. She still saw it, and said "Get all this
> marijuana off the counter!". Hah! We sure fooled her, at least!
>
> We ending up selling that kid broken up apple tree leaves.
>
> -sw

More LOLing. I gave kids a formula that was supposed to turn them
into dinosaurs.

--
Jean B.