Marty wrote to clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz:

> I guess you're mighty jealous, eh? Buy yourself a ticket to KC if you don't
> believe me. Oh, you can fly, right? Or are you on the TSA watch list for
> being a nutjob?

Pussy isn't on that list, but he *is* on a different list: He's been a
member of NAMBLA for the last 35 years.

Bob