In article >,
DaveJohnson12@nomail. wrote:

> On Fri, 09 Jul 2004 00:22:26 -0400, Junior > wrote:
>
> >
> >Ever think you ate a booger or something so nasty, sick waiter or cook put
> >in your food? I knew a guy who used to work in a Denny's. His girlfriend
> >was a waitress. If someone was an ass to her, she would tell him and he
> >would spit in the food. He would occasionally put boogers in the food. I
> >also remember when I was real young hearing about how some guys were
> >caught jacking off in the tartar sauce at Shoney's.
> >
> >I never eat at restaurants. Too many things out of my control. I worked
> >with a gal who once found a bloody bandaid in her salad. She threw up.
> >Restaurants are nasty.
>
> I feel the same way about it. I try to avoid restaurants and if I have to go
> to one I'll
> never return anything of complain to the waiter. I don't want the cook wiping
> his ass with
> my hamburger.

that's the secret ingredient in secret sauce