In article >, Feliks.9fcc268.725671
@foodbanter.com says...
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> Once you have the falling direction planned out, you should climb up the
> tree and tie two long ropes near the top. Anchor them on the opposite
> side of the one that you want it to fall towards. This will allow you to
> adjust the direction the tree is being lowered in, just in case it
> starts leaning towards anything it could destroy.

You have falling trees in your kitchen? Any flooding rivers or volcanic
eruptions?

Janet