Jonathan Ball > wrote in message link.net>...
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> 1 to swap out the bulbs
> 2 to verify that no animals were killed in testing the
> new bulb
> 3 to conduct a memorial service for the dead insects in
> the globe around the light
> 6 to act as pallbearers
> 4 to carry the spiders on the stepstool across the street
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> How many omnivores does it take to change a lightbulb?
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> None: omnivores aren't afraid of the dark.






They *prefer* to live in the dark.


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