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On Tue, 5 Jun 2012 21:06:57 -0700 (PDT), PolicySpy
> wrote:

>A major TV studio is in the news saying that they will not accept ads
>for junk food and that because of the obesity problem.
>
>There's also a scientific study that says that men who drink several
>cups of coffee per day have fewer prostrate problems.
>
>On the first item I can say that people are not getting enough
>exercise. And on the second item I don't think that coffee prevents
>prostrate problems in middle-aged men but I do think that carbonated
>beverages cause prostrate problems.
>
>So there's a brilliant solution here and that's distribution of ready-
>to-drink teas that are brewed at water boiling temperature and that
>taste like good tea. Also put 1/2 ounce of orange juice in it and no
>sugar and no preservatives. The problem is that tea without sugar in
>it needs refrigeration.
>
>Now name all the beverage companies that are willing to distribute
>refrigerated brewed tea. The opportunity is there but these people
>with business degrees who brag about profit margins are apparently not
>interested.



Solve the problem by drinking beer.