Somebody wrote:

> The last three times I purchased Morningstar, I got a coupon in the
> checkout: "$4 off any purchase, compliments of Morningstar"
> I've not noticed a coupon like this before where it's off anything. What if
> I use the $4 off coupon to buy Gardenburger, or Boca Burger?

Since you asked...

God will strike you down and send you to Coupon Hell for seven years
or until the world ends (whichever comes first).