On Fri, 29 Jun 2012 09:52:58 -0700 (PDT), Kalmia
> wrote:

>On Jun 28, 9:27*pm, Zombie Hampster > wrote:
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>> I eat when I'm hungry.
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>> I eat whatever sounds good at the time.
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>> If I WANT cereal at 4pm, or steak at 2am, then that's what I eat.
>
>Single, dude? I'd live that way too, but I have a spouse to please.
>Leftovers have to be introduced with an apology.

Sounds like bedroom trouble to me. Before I'd apologize for left
overs I'd place a can opener on his pillow.