On 7/2/2012 6:09 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Mon, 02 Jul 2012 17:35:56 -1000, dsi1 wrote:
>
>> On 7/2/2012 3:50 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> On Mon, 02 Jul 2012 12:30:03 -1000, dsi1 wrote:
>>>
>>>> My son took me to his favorite Vietnamese hole-in-the-wall restaurant a
>>>> couple of years ago. I kept hearing little peep-peep noises. It was
>>>> quite a shock to see a chicken and her chicks walking past the open
>>>> doorway to the kitchen.
>>>
>>> Uh-huh. I'm sure lots of restaurants have poultry walking around in
>>> the kitchen. Especially one with offspring. Nah - they would never
>>> get underfoot in a busy kitchen.
>>>
>>> It's also illegal in every heath code currently in use in the United
>>> States and would probably be grounds for immediate closure of the
>>> restaurant. You cannot slaughter live mammals in a commercial
>>> kitchen. Nor keep them as "pets" or "mascots". Seems pretty risky to
>>> stake your livelihood on a $4 chicken.
>>>
>>> This is where you jump back in and try and backpeddle with something
>>> like "I was just kidding...".
>>
>> Smart thinking. It's illegal so it couldn't possibly happen. As we all
>> know, health code violations rarely happen in hole-in-the-walls. That's
>> what makes you so special. You're so adamant in your disbelief of even
>> the smallest of things. Yay! :-)
>
> I have at eaten at dozens of Vietnamese hole in the walls - and that's
> well documented over the years. Have seen a bunch of stuff that's not
> "acceptable" to most people.
>
> But not even most stupid restaurant owner is going to risk having some
> haole send a simple email or snap a picture of live chickens in their
> restaurant. Let alone a chicken with her chicks. There is no benefit
> to this at all, only big trouble.
>
> And if you've ever spent any time in a commercial or restaurant
> kitchen you'd know that a 3" chick, no matter how cute, has a life
> span of about 4 minutes during a lunch or dinner rush. And not
> because somebody is going to order it.
>
> So please try understand when I call you full of shit. And I'm sure
> I'm not the only skeptic here.
>
> -sw
>

Personally, I thought it was funny as shit when I saw it. It made me
laugh. Most things in this world I see as funny and highly unlikely.
It's what makes all this a wonderful life.

You're such a sour, unhappy, person that you probably would have tried
to have the joint shut down or try to extort money from the owner. You
cheap, manipulative, netcopping, *******! If you think I care if you
don't believe me or not, you're delusional and think way too highly of
yourself.

I love it when you come up with another declaration of "Bullshit!" I'll
add this to your belief that tablets will never catch on and that I
can't possibly have an induction oven. Have a nice life loser!*






*This means I'm gonna ignore your slimy, nasty, ass. :-)