On Jul 8, 3:23*am, "Somebody" > wrote:
Tommy Joe" > wrote in message



> * * * Slightly disappointed. *When I saw TNT bean recipes I thought we
> were going to be discussing farts. *Oh well.



> +10


Thanks, that's better than an LOL. I'd love to cut a +10 fart,
but those days are long past. The pipes are not as clear as they once
were. The farts have to work their way around a lot of congestion -
hardened bits of turd meat clinging over the years to the intestines -
like the water in a creek trying to make it's way over and around a
bunch of logs and leaves and other debri that have assembled there
over the years. My farts are very disappointing lately. I miss the
old days.

The olden days of BOOM BOOM BOOM
The rapid firing ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM
Of rolling farts that starts near the head
And rumble the tracks like a roller-coaster sled

Now they're weak and they squeak
And even the smell is a bummer
My glorious youth so long ago peaked
This might be my farts final summer

TJ