"George M. Middius" wrote:
>
> Shelley's up to his old tricks again.
>
> > Garden salad with tri-color pasta tossed with caesar dressing.
>
> Now, now, Shelley. Don't mislead people about your culinary endeavors.
> Normal people expect caesar dressing to have olive oil, garlic,
> parmesan, anchovy, and so forth. Let's be truthful, shall we?
>
> Sh-sh-shelley's TIAD Seizer Salad Dissing
>
> 1 cup mayo
> half a bunch of wilted parsley
> a fish head or two, ground to a gritty pulp
> mustard to taste, or whatever's left in the jar
> 20 packets of fast-food pepper
> 6-pack of beer (for the guests)
>
> Make a big mess in a bowl. Take a big ol' spoon and slop the
> mess on what passes for "salad" chez Katz. Glare angrily
> until victims have ingested the slop.
>
>

Whoa! :-O I will save this recipe.

G.