Gary wrote:

> > > > We should have rain collection systems built into our highways.
> > >
> > > We already do. They are called storm sewers. You'll see them on every
> > > street.
> >
> > RCD strikes again!
> >
> > For the benefit of the fatally stupid (naming no names here), the
> > context the OP suggested *capturing* runoff, not diverting it. Duh.
>
> Would you like to capture and drink storm sewer runoff?

Sorry, this year's Dumbass Of The Year award has already been locked
up -- by Sh-sh-shelley, of course.