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Default GOLDILOCKS, I WANT TO EAT YOU!

On Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:13:45 AM UTC-6, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> Yesterday in my neighbor's yard...
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> Here I come:
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> http://i47.tinypic.com/126d0mg.jpg
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> What's to eat:
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> http://i48.tinypic.com/2z7qw3o.jpg
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> Not much meat on this bone:
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> http://i49.tinypic.com/11ilcba.jpg
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> Ain't I a cutie:
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> http://i48.tinypic.com/2upvgvc.jpg
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> I'm a big boy:
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> http://i45.tinypic.com/zkjv2s.jpg


Yes they're cute but they are bloody well destructive. I had one yearling visit
and he chewed big chunks out of my new lawn mower seat, dragged my extension
cord across the yard and checked out my burn barrel. He returned another
week and bit another chunk of mower seat and dragged my garden hose across
the yard. Then he brought his two brothers back the next week and I was
really ****ed so I yelled and them real loud and they formed a line and
acting like sullen teen-agers marched into the woods and I haven't seen them
since. I now have my old army rifle ready for them should they re-visit.